10 Random Poker Quotes

• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."