10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --