10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- The all-in play works everytime but once.