10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• if u play for the thrill u are ill