10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.