10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack