10 Random Poker Quotes

• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• Poker is for loners.
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.