10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it