10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi