10 Random Poker Quotes

• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• "No river, no fish."
• Fold and live to fold again
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--