10 Random Poker Quotes

• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.