10 Random Poker Quotes

• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.