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More Random Quotes- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- Fook the floosh droo!
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom