10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln