10 Random Poker Quotes

• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek