10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.