10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.