10 Random Poker Quotes

"That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
It's Free To Fold...
Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth