10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.