10 Random Poker Quotes

• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Fook the floosh droo!
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?