10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!