10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.