10 Random Poker Quotes

• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Welcome to kicker school
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event