10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."