10 Random Poker Quotes
« back to poker calculator
More Random Quotes- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson