10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez