10 Random Poker Quotes

• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Welcome to kicker school
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• You have to piss with the dick you have