10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.