10 Random Poker Quotes

• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim