10 Random Poker Quotes

• Why not, when some because there are three.
• Poker is for loners.
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob