10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."