10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- Welcome to kicker school
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it