10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- Fold and live to fold again
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- Fook the floosh droo!
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- Those eggs smell delicious!