10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- Fook the floosh droo!
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.