10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters