10 Random Poker Quotes

• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• "No river, no fish."
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• Why not, when some because there are three.