10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22