10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Poker is for loners.