10 Random Poker Quotes

• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• It's Free To Fold...
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---