10 Random Poker Quotes

• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."