10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.