10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson