10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..