10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- Fold and live to fold again
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth