10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is for loners.
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- Welcome to kicker school
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)