10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.