10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- Fook the floosh droo!
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.