10 Random Poker Quotes

Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
"In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
"Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
"You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)