10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"