10 Random Poker Quotes

• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Fold and live to fold again
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo